The screens of this game are all so boring, so maybe use something from Elden Ring. (Note to self: Find a screenshot to put here. Though this is not a review of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it should be clear now that Polygon has recommended The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. So there! Fret no more, would-be consumer. If you want to see the very best of the best for your platform(s) of choice, check out Polygon Essentials.

When we award a game the Polygon Recommends badge, it’s because we believe the title is uniquely thought-provoking, entertaining, inventive, or fun - and worth fitting into your schedule. Polygon Recommends is our way of endorsing our favorite games. (Hit ’em with the ol’ Polygon Recommends, Mike.) If you have clicked on this not-review for the express purpose of deciding whether to buy and/or play this game, I have just the thing for you. I sympathize, though, with your clicking on this and expecting it to be a review of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. And because a video game review is not meant to ruin the entire experience of playing a video game, I’m left with very few tools at my disposal with respect to writing this review.

Unfortunately for me, who agreed to review The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe for Polygon, to even describe the relationship between the The Stanley Parable (2013) and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe (2022) is to ruin the entire experience of playing Ultra Deluxe, a game that is an extended meta joke about games. If you clicked on this thinking that it would, in fact, be a review of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, I’m sorry to disappoint you, but that is not what this is. This is not a review of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.

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